I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE

Kinja'd!!! "HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
10/05/2018 at 10:32 • Filed to: None

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This is discusting so I’m going to share it with you guys and gals

this is a 48 Dodge with the front bumper of a freaking CALIBER grafted onto it. This is worse than when people try to make PT cruisers look like real 40's cars, a=and hot rods.

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it also has some early 80s Chrysler Imperial wheels on the back.

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here’s the CL ad, nothing else interesting about it.

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DISCUSSION (25)


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/05/2018 at 10:39

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Kinja'd!!! citrus > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/05/2018 at 10:40

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Not that it makes it any better, but that looks more like a magnum front end, rectangular fog light holes instead of round


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Future next gen S2000 owner
10/05/2018 at 10:40

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here’s some eye wash for you  https://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/d/1957-ford-fairlanedoor-hard/6709188216.html


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/05/2018 at 10:43

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im ok with it.....

the carelessly applied filler bothers me tho.... smooth that shit out


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > citrus
10/05/2018 at 10:44

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i believe you are correct. the “bumper” also sticks out more on the “I’m not a PT Cruiser”

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Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/05/2018 at 10:47

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I think the worst/oddest part is it look like the original grill is still sitting behind the new one.

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Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/05/2018 at 10:49

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The wheels are easily swapped, and I love the color.

But that front end tells me all I need to know about the builders decision making skills.

CP because I’ll bet you $ 4900 that car is more bondo then metal. 


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/05/2018 at 10:50

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I still don’t understand what the designer was thinking when they did that rear bumper.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > WilliamsSW
10/05/2018 at 10:50

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I actually wouldnt mind the wheels if they matched.


Kinja'd!!! facw > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/05/2018 at 10:50

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... Why?


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/05/2018 at 10:50

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lmao... i think you’re right

bonus points for half arsing it


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Future next gen S2000 owner
10/05/2018 at 10:50

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they were thinking MAKE IT BIGGER.

also not I cant stop starring at it. I love the car, and the color combo but now that bumper bugs me. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/05/2018 at 10:52

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I like the fronts. Hate the r ears personally. 


Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/05/2018 at 10:53

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hahahaha


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/05/2018 at 10:55

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That’s pretty. But my knuckles hurt just looking at the shifter. 


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > WilliamsSW
10/05/2018 at 10:56

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at least it’s not a 3 on the tree. actually that would be cool.

its odd to see a four on the floor in a big cruiser like that. 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/05/2018 at 11:02

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The extra gear   is nice. Not many American cars offered a floor shift in 1957 - I know GM didn’t, and I don’t think Ford did, either ( besides Corvette and T Bird of course).

The shifter in that car looks 3 inches too long to me, but would have to see it in person. Otherwise I love it.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/05/2018 at 11:49

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Not sure why someone would do that.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Chariotoflove
10/05/2018 at 12:01

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drugs. the owner f this car probably did a lot of them in the 70s. brains just fried. 


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/05/2018 at 12:03

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I see the OG grille behind the Magnum one. I bet that front bumper is just Bondo’d on and thus could probably be easily returned to stock. Still a CP but it doesn’t seem like the car is fully ruined.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/05/2018 at 12:09

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Well, that is better than imagining a person who thought that looks good.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
10/05/2018 at 12:16

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Good news is this is probably easily  since it looks like they didn t cut anything up underneath 


Kinja'd!!! Berang > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/05/2018 at 12:16

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old people these days...


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/05/2018 at 12:17

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kind of like a wrap really lol


Kinja'd!!! winterlegacy, here 'till the end > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
10/05/2018 at 13:09

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Honestly... it could be worse. At least you could make something better out of it.